Mr. Burns Gets Tested
Today Delia and I went in for STI testing in preparation for shooting and fun with a special guest who’s only in town this week. As usual, it was really hard for them to find a vein on me so after lots...
View ArticleWaiting
There’s this thing that happens when you’re waiting for your STD test results: even when you’re sure everything’s okay, even when you were not at all worried when you went in for the tests, even when...
View ArticleSnack & Stretch
Guzzling some fluids (don’t worry, I had plain old filtered water, too) and hurrying to gobble up a snack after a beautiful night time walk with Delia, getting ready to stretch: I would have skipped...
View ArticleBattery Backup, Downstairs Cams Back Up
Our downstairs lifecams have been down ever since we had a windstorm that knocked out the power . . . and killed our oldest battery backup (steady beep/tone & the reset button was totally slack)....
View ArticleWebcams are Still Awesome, BUT . . .
. . . we’re going to be making healthier and more balanced decisions. There might be some sabbaticals involved. Today the technical problems and sunshine (and super cool spiritual-art things we saw on...
View ArticleToday & Late Thanks
THANK YOU, Henley and AmberLily for these sweet presents . . . and all of the other ones! I’m getting through winter more happily than last year, and trying to make it at least a little more healthy,...
View ArticleRehab
I don’t need to be more normal. What I need is to be more healthy. Sorry if I sounded like ANNIE! the past couple of days. May be hard to believe, but I wasn’t actually thinking about that song the...
View ArticleMissed
It’s almost nine o’clock at night and I just realized the only thing I’ve eaten since I got up twelve hours ago is 1 large apple with less than two tablespoons of peanut butter a tablespoon of fish oil...
View ArticleIcebag
Ice on my neck. Migraine on my mind. Trying to forget the Tums Assorted Berry flavor of my vomit. Glad I feel better now than then. — Trixie Fontaine (@tastytrixie) February 10, 2014 Note: Delia took...
View ArticleBlue Rimlight
Still getting over this cold. It got better — in fact, I thought it was totally gone — so maybe I overdid it and wore myself out a few days ago. Wound up with my sore throat back with a clogged thick...
View ArticleInvisible Snow
It’s been snowing for the past couple of hours, but cameras can’t see it properly. NOTE: those are huge boxer shorts I’m wearing under my cozy pants, NOT diapers, as you may be wondering after reading...
View ArticleGet Thee Behind Me, Psycho
Happy for all the rain we’ve gotten lately. Also happy to wake up to blue skies today. I got my B Vitamin and Magnesium shots today (totally way overdue and mentally ill in large part because of not...
View ArticleTime to Mow
These are so saturated with dense In-Your-Easter-Bonnet marzipan-chewy perfume outside my cabin door. #spring pic.twitter.com/aftY4LGvug — Trixie Fontaine (@tastytrixie) April 7, 2014 This house’s...
View ArticleDeep Veins
We have a deal where a hot guy will shoot hardcore content with my wife Delia . . . if he gets to fuck both of us off camera. 😉 TOTAL WIN-WIN! So I got tested today: As usual they started out trying to...
View ArticleHyperfocus
Where I sat all day working on our clip store: Didn’t work on any of the fancy things I “need” to work on (like replacing all of the outdated stuff at the top/bannering the clip store), just the...
View ArticleCleaning House
Naked on my knees, scrubbing makeup and fingerprints off of white dresser that hasn’t been repainted since I was a kid: Housekeeping/cleaning is a super sore spot for me. Hypercritical perfectionism,...
View ArticleNo Complaints Challenge
I noticed a no complaining / no negativity challenge posted by Jane Burgess the other day. It was “go 24 hours without complaining. Not even once…then watch how your life starts changing. “ It sounded...
View ArticleProgress
Wondering how I’m progressing on my no-complaints progress? Wellllll . . . I got my vitamin shots today and was weighed (we don’t have a scale at home) and measured. Today I weigh at least sixteen...
View ArticleSUNday
Yesterday I started feeling super happy . . . making what I can control about my physical health my current top priority and trying to worry and complain less about everything else, devoting that...
View ArticleBlack & Grey
I’ve been feeling a little regretful about renewing the lease on our Seattle apartment, thinking we could have our separate work spaces closer together here in town for a lower price. Spending this...
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